Wedding Song for the Less Well-Off lyrics

[FOUR MEN]
Bill Lawgen and Mary Syer
Were made man and wife a week ago

[ONE MAN, spoken]
Three cheers for the happy couple: Hip, hip, hooray!

[FOUR MEN]
It was over and they exchanged a kiss
He was thinking "Whose wedding dress was this?"
While his name was one thing she would have liked to know

[ONE MAN, spoken]
Hooray!

[FOUR MEN]
Do you know what your wife's up to? No!
Do you like her sleeping round like that? No!

[ONE MAN, spoken]
Three cheers for the happy couple: Hip, hip, hooray!

[FOUR MEN]
Billy Lawgen told me recently
Just one part of her will do for me
(spoken)
The swine
Hooray!