Cold Cuts lyrics

(Intro: XXXToyotaPrius)

This a diss for the ages someone call a historian
Your views on women so outdated soundin' like a Victorian
I turn assignments in on time whereas you be ignorin' em
This your second time getting clowned by a salutatorian

(Hook: XXXToyotaPrius)

Look like you haven't aged since you were nine
Lyrics stink worse than Robby's canine
No one laughs at your jokes cause your humor's asinine (unlike mine)
No swears so your mom will be fine (no cryin')

(Verse 1: The Notorious A.B.B.)

First things first, let's set the tone
Your name nearly rhymes with "Butts", just go ask RhymeZone
Can't control your hair and you have a middle part
I've seen your Lang projects and yeah, you suck at art

Try to be TikTok famous but you'll never be Chad
Can't blame the algorithm, your vids are just bad
Took 16 years for you to finally get a phone
You couldn't go to prom cause you didn't get a chaperone