Eminem (skit) lyrics

[Verse]
Eminem told me to suck his fat c*ck
He told his knob needed polishing after a hard day's work
White boy's c*ck was larger than 20 inches
Surprised then b*tches, fools gold where you least expect it
Could've help it, in a slit second had me j*rkin
Thinkin bout his pale gherkin
Just kidding I shot that muthaf*cka in the chest area
But then my asthma hit, and then I realized I was dreaming
That's right, I dreamed I aucked eminem's fat gherkin
Woke up and started j*rkin
Wet dreams, whatеver