Krhyme Management. lyrics

[Part I]

[Intro]
Toh hello hip-hop ke deewano
Kashmir ke diss ke agle padhav pe badhte hai
Oho! Yeh hum kya dekh rahe hai?
Dilli ke self-proclaimed woke rapper nahi khel payenge
Kyunki unka kal scooty ke neeche pathhar aane ki wajah se ek chhota accident ho gaya hai
Yeh cheez bhi underground rappers pe blame karte hue aage badhte hai
Rukiye rukiye
Hum dekh sakte hain apne propoganda push karne ke liye teen gende, I mean gandu
I mean jo bhi, ko khaas tor pe encore ke lund ne bulaya hai
Taki yeh log Seedhe Maut ko Seedhe Maut se bacha paye
Aur dekhte yeh kya kar rahe hain! Aapki screen par, yeh
Teri maa-behen, maa-behen, maa-behen, maa-behen, maa-behen, maa-behen, maa-behen

[Verse]
Aur teri nai hai kya?
I guess tere colony pelni hai
But it's fair enough
Tum sab toh chapri ho
Toh ab kashmiri encore ki saheli nahi kya?
Ki colony teri mai felony hai
Terpe satrah, toh ek bhi din bail hi nhi hai kya?
Yeh pathar baz bolengi humko
Tu bachpan gili-dande se bhi kheli nhi hai kya?
Yeah
Logo ka kaat ke sar lage killer
Kill karre audience apni, yeh filler
Teri colony mera poora zila
Bhadvi ko lagi hai thand, uska hila
Abe Bhaskar pass kar, kitna piyega?
Nashedi, sangtar ki dukaan
Yeh nashe mai gaane banate hai, lund se hai soche
Toh laam bhi jaam, har bar B-bomb
Oye! darne ki baat nai
Mai bhi ek aam sa Kashmiri, rakhi hui hai pehchaan
Mai kisi bhi pathhar baaz ko nai janta
Jaanu mai raaz, na karun mai daan
Ab satrah ikhattar hai mujhko yeh lagta
Mai Mughal hu rule kar rahe hai Afghan
Ab yeh saare south-west Delhi boys
Mujhe bole "Bhaya mai hu musalmaan"
Karam tere jale huve, mile kaise paradise?
Ghar tera bhookha, toh lund pe mere pal is time
Maine suna parso, tu nine one me hua sign
Marwali hai gaand, toh laga lena tu Calamine
[Part II]

[Intro]
Channel 5 (Bhosdike)
Tera bhai, tera bhai, tera bhai
Tera bhai (UMX), tera bhai (UMX), tera bhai (UMX)
Tera bhai (UMX), tera bhai (UMX)

[Chorus]
Kashmiri har samay aage, aur raha jo samay toh padhna kitaabe
Gawaaro ko baate samajh me nahi aari
Phir bole teacher se kyu pad rahe hai laafe?
Yeah, Kashmiri har samay aage, aur raha jo samay toh padhna kitaabe
Gawaaro ko baate samajh me nahi aari
Phir bole teacher se kyu pad rahe hai laafe?

[Verse]
Ye dale kya mujhko bata rahe kya beef hai
Ek diss me yeh phal girne Encore ki jhaant se
Jab Kashmir hai itna sundar, abe bhadwi
Toh idhar pe suar si shakal kyu nai laate?
Mai deta nai warning, deta bas khabar
Toh sab aana khod ke rakhi hai kabar
Tere raja baap ki leni hai tabiyat se
Sector me lagti teeno jagah zabar
Zeer karan nafar timan wasan tabar
Gasan na yim pesh, hechan na yim adab
Yim kadan chiy panian majan benian leake
Muol wanan yihund, logmut asiha rubber
Khapan yuhund career, khapan yihind flow
Trash bin, ha bennzi godean basan peov
Yim nafar ha karni watiy diss kasheeri
Seedhe mautan trov, yimov tul lagov
Tu hume nahi jaanta, janta sause
Josh hai kya, Mo se mili hai dhauns
I know tum sab life mai hoge bohot low
Nasha chahiye, muh mai chahiye Seedhe Maut ka
Tere ghar ke bahar hai laashe, seven one
Tujhe ghar se milenge laafe, seven one
Tujhe lund diya tujhe laga sour
Teri colony ka mai hi baawe savior
Sample use karenge yeh bhadwe
Soch 'gar teri maa ki awaaz idhar chadh jaaye
Aur bole wo "Bhavesh, tu jaag ja bete!"
Tu so jayega raat ko aur subah ko mar jaaye
Nashe ki haalat me, abe Bhaskar, kitna masoom hai?
Pachaas ka, triple hand, Trippie Redd
Par meri vajah se hona hai last cut
Yeah, mere venture ka naam haina "Krhyme Management"
Mai karta mujrimo ko saaf
Yeh Twitter ke bhosde kholte muh hai apna, kya mera nahi hai Hindustan?
Yeah
[Chorus]
Kashmiri har samay aage, aur raha jo samay toh padhna kitaabe
Gawaaro ko baate samajh me nahi aari
Phir bole teacher se kyu pad rahe hai laafe?
Yeah, Kashmiri har samay aage, aur raha jo samay toh padhna kitaabe
Gawaaro ko baate samajh me nahi aari
Phir bole teacher se kyu pad rahe hai laafe?

[Post-Chorus]
Kashmiri har samay aage, aur raha jo samay toh padhna kitaabe
Gawaaro ko baate samajh me nahi aari
Phir bole teacher se kyu pad rahe hai laafe?
Yeah

[Part III]

[Intro]
"Bhosdike, yeh toh hogaya tera sh*t, tujhe reply karne ke liye
Ab tere liye ek sabaq hai, apni pachaas ki bottle chadha, volume upar kar, aur, sun!"

[Verse]
Ab sharam kar tu sharam kar, kisi dharam pe bako mat
Likhte bas ho pus*y-pus*y
Launde karte kalam ganda
Tum khud me jhanko, tum sabka kya hai purpose?
Charam par, comedy reh jaoge
Kuch saalo me tum bano pump
Yeh new sound is fine, but kuch likho fine chhote
Safed billi mili nai to karte whine chhote
Yeh time-time ki baat hai, aaj tu karra grind
Maana Ankit tumse upar, teri gig ke time chhote
You know Gauntlet, vo trending pe but he couldn't rhyme
Tera future uska present kar raha hai reflect, it's wild chhote
I just wish tumko apni bhi koi repo mil jaaye
Tum sab ho latakte, mil gayi hai kya overtime chhote?
Tera freestyle sunna bhi lagta hai crime chhote
Volume upar is sabaq ki, you cannot sublime chhote
Mai sign nai karta bhaiyo ko, 'cause they fight for my sh*t
Wish my boys find success, if I never find chhote