W-2 lyrics
by 2nd Grade
1099 to ride, 1099 to ride
The union boss says “baby don’t you know it’s a crime
That they don’t pay you for doing emotional overtime”
The IRS comes knocking right on cue
Gotta fill out a W-2 just to talk to you, uh-huh
1099 to ride, 1099 to ride
The neighborhood committee can’t get no traction
So the lady up the street makes out a request for action
Fill out form AD-1083
Wait 7–11 business days to talk to me, uh-huh