[Intro]
There’s a party going on next door and I’m not invited
There’s a party going on next door and I’m not invited
I’m gonna crash it (for sure)
I’m gonna crash it
Let’s go!
[Hook]
Drinks on me at my own damn party
Wasted on this Cabernet
I’m VIP at my own damn party
f*ck your guest list every day
Drinks on me at my own damn party
Wasted on this Cabernet
I’m VIP at my own damn party
f*ck your guest list every day
[Verse 1]
Shout out to my neighbor
For f*ckin' bein' a hater
Always cookin' some bomb sh*t
And never gives me a plate or
Says “Hi” when I see her
In the elevator
She got a lot of cute friends
She just say I’m a player
I’m a son of the earth
Been dirty since birth
11:30, I got work, but we should converse
She held on her purse
She was scared for her life
I’m a Malibu boy, hey, [?] all night, let’s get it
Faded, not jaded, intoxicated, I’m Shwayze
They love me but hate the fact radio doesn’t play me
Wouldn't sign a 360, so I just did it 180
Now I’m getting Shwasty with baby, all she got on is pasties
[Hook]
Drinks on me at my own damn party
Wasted on this Cabernet
I’m VIP at my own damn party
f*ck your guest list every day
Drinks on me at my own damn party
Wasted on this Cabernet
I’m VIP at my own damn party
f*ck your guest list every day
[Verse 2]
These girls are young and they reckless
That’s why I’m using protection
We ain’t paying for sh*t
But we all in your section
Yeah I’m crashing your party
Like a bad intersection
All these b*tches are bad
That’s why I’m f*cking your guest list
I’m a player with herb
Conveyor of words
A lover of curves
And I’m a brother to nerds
But I don’t play with dessert
Cause my life’s too sweet
And baby you deserve
A night with me
She said “Baby you trippin’, I need a Jordan, not Pippen”
“You can’t afford a new whip and it’s time for me to stop strippin’”
I said “Girl you a stripper?” she said “Yeah don’t you remember?”
Guess that’s what I get for f*ckin' with these girls off of Tinder
[Hook]
Drinks on me at my own damn party
Wasted on this Cabernet
I’m VIP at my own damn party
f*ck your guest list every day
Drinks on me at my own damn party
Wasted on this Cabernet
I’m VIP at my own damn party
f*ck your guest list every day
[Interlude]
There’s a party going on next door and I’m not invited
There’s a party going on next door and I’m not invited
I’m gonna crash it
I’m gonna crash it
Floating down a hall of an empty building
I smell liquor in the air
(We ain't got no weed but..)
In the air
(..we got some alcohol)
Hear the sound of beer pong drinking
I smell liquor in the air
In the air
In the air
In the air
[Hook]
Drinks on me at my own damn party
Wasted on this Cabernet
I’m VIP at my own damn party
f*ck your guest list every day
Drinks on me at my own damn party
Wasted on this Cabernet
I’m VIP at my own damn party
f*ck your guest list every day
[Outro]
Dude, f*ck you, and f*ck your party, man
I’m at my own party
Me, and Palmula Handerson
It’s gonna be epic