99 Biker Friends lyrics

[Intro]
(Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do)
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

[Verse 1]
Such a big man, such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick-up truck in the driveway
With a sticker on the window, "Rest in Peace #3"
Tell all your friends how you put her in her place
Seven pounds of make-up just to hide her beat-up face
Such a pretty face

[Chorus]
It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that want to kick your ass
(Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do)

[Verse 2]
You tell her that you're sorry
Blame it on the beer
Your dad was mean to you
Your friends think you're an as*h*le
And I do too
Overcompensating, for your small shoes
Taking her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms tell her this won't happen again
When will this end?
[Chorus]
Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that want to kick your

[Bridge]
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
(With his fists of fury)
With his trusty nun-
Chuck Norris is still alive
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger
All the dudes from Danger Danger
Let's get the A-Team, 50-Cent with his bling-bling
And a couple of prison guards (Somebody get a rope... Yeah, how bout it, man)

[Chorus]
It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
You're such a tough guy, I can't wait to bring you down
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that want to kick your ass

[Outro]
(99 biker friends)
I hope that you can run fast
(99 biker friends)
Start running now
(99 biker friends)
We're gonna kick your ass!