The Twelve Days of Christmas lyrics
by Bowling for Soup
[PHINEAS]
On the first day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A jet-powered rocket ski
[CANDACE]
On the second day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS]
And a jet-powered rocket ski
[ISABELLA]
On the third day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS]
And a jet-powered rocket ski
[JEREMY]
On the fourth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS]
And a jet-powered rocket ski
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
On the fifth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
The entire Tri-State Area!
[JEREMY]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS]
And a jet-powered rocket ski
[BALJEET]
On the sixth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A kiss from a girl
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
The entire Tri-State Area
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
Or at least a large portion of it, I don't... I don't want to get too greedy
[JEREMY]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS]
And a jet-powered rocket ski
[BUFORD]
On the seventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
More nerds to bully
[BALJEET]
A kiss from a girl
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
The entire Tri-State—
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
You know what, how about just two of the three states?
That's fair, right? Deal?
[JEREMY]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS]
And a jet-powered rocket ski
[MAJOR MONOGRAM]
On the eighth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Promotion to colonel
[BUFORD]
More nerds to bully
[BALJEET]
A kiss from a girl
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
One single state!
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
I feel like I was overreaching before, just... just one state area will be fine
Go on with the song
[JEREMY]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS]
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the ninth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
[PERRY]
*platypus chatter*
[MAJOR MONOGRAM]
Promotion to colonel
[BUFORD]
More nerds to bully
[BALJEET]
A kiss from a girl
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
Five golden rings!
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
Y'know, I had to sing it that way at least once
It's tradition... and I'm traditional!
[JEREMY]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS]
And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the tenth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
[CARL]
A job that pays me money
[PERRY]
*platypus chatter*
[MAJOR MONOGRAM]
Promotion to colonel
[BUFORD]
More nerds to bully
[BALJEET]
A kiss from a girl
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
Yeah, actually, promotion to colonel sounds pretty sweet
Is it... is it too late to change mine?
[JEREMY]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS]
And a jet-powered rocket ski
[VANESSA]
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
My own set of wheels
[CARL]
A job that pays me money
[PERRY]
*platypus chatter*
[MAJOR MONOGRAM]
Promotion to colonel
[BUFORD]
More nerds to bully
[BALJEET]
A kiss from a girl
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
You know, this is way too much pressure, being put on the spot for one thing that I want from this mythic all-powerful gift giver who only comes once a year, it's insane!
[JEREMY]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE]
Two busted brothers
[PHINEAS]
And a jet-powered rocket ski
[CHOIR]
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
[FERB, spoken]
One line of dialogue
[VANESSA]
My own set of wheels
[CARL]
A job that pays me money
[PERRY]
*platypus chatter*
[MAJOR MONOGRAM]
Promotion to colonel
[BUFORD]
More nerds to bully
[BALJEET]
A kiss from a girl
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
How about just some almond brittle? It's a realistic request, right?
[JEREMY]
A silver guitar
[ISABELLA]
A sash full of patches
[CANDACE, spoken]
Ah, forget it!
[ALL]
And a jet-powered rocket ski
[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
Inator!