Suicide hotline sucks lyrics

[Chorus]
I just called up the suicide hotline
I got five or ten f*cking minutes, who the f*ck is this?
Please don't call up the suicide hotline
They just wanna waste your time
What the f*ck?
What did I do to deserve this?
I've been trying real hard to find a purpose
Called the suicide hotline, he said I'm worthless (Uh, huh)

[Bridge]
We gon' call, like what did I do to you?
What did I do to you?
Okay that was- okay that was really bad I just f*cked up all the notes
But It's okay, cause' the suicide hotline is f*cking horrible
If you call it, you're extremely homophobic
'Cause literally, they just waste your time
f*ck the suicide hotline, yo

[Chorus]
I just called up the suicide hotline
I got five or ten f*cking minutes, who the f*ck is this?
Please don't call up the suicide hotline
They just wanna waste your time
What the f*ck?
What did I do to deserve this?
I've been trying real hard to find a purpose
Called the suicide hotline, he said I'm worthless (Uh, huh)
[Spoken]
Uhh
Pressing every key on my keyboard

[Chorus]
I just called up the suicide hotline
I got five or ten f*cking minutes, who the f*ck is this?
Please don't call up the suicide hotline
They just wanna waste your time
What the f*ck?
What did I do to deserve this?
I've been trying real hard to find a purpose
Called the suicide hotline, he said I'm worthless (Uh, huh)