asdfmovie15 lyrics
by TomSka
[wacky circus music]
I want a divorce. [door slamming]
Fine! But I'M keeping the clown!
Not me... I'm a girl.
And what would sir like?
I'd like you to leave my house.
NoOoOoOoO!!!!
Gun Doctor!
He's bad at his job!
God?
Yes my child?
Why are you in a tree?
I am stuck.
[sipping] This isn't milk. [explosion]
I wish I were dead... [gunshot]
And for your NEXT wish?
Horse with a baby!
...Give it back
No. [uncomfortably fast clopping]
98... 99... 100! This is too many fingers!
Kiss me, Johnny!
[car crash]
Johnny the Truck!
Honey, don't look at the sun!
Haha! I'm naked!
So... Your place or mine?
Uhh... This is your place
Well THAT would explain why all my stuff is here...
Are you having fun, sweetie?
That's classified. [surf rock]
Hey, guess what! Aaaaaaaaaah!
I love you...
Aww... Gross.
Wanna dance?
I don't know how.
Neither do I.
[Hardstyle club music]
Fetch the stick, boy!
[car crash] Johnny the Truck!
[child crying]
Aww... What's wrong little guy?
My wife left me.
[gunshot] Aah! That was really loud!
Wow, a rainbow!
I didn't know he got out of prison
... Run.
Well, if I'M not the father, who is?!
[baby car horn] [car crash] Johnny the Truck!
This is Steve.
Huh?
And this is his natural predator... Mine Turtle.
Hello!
Wait, what? [explosion]