["This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buying this
This is what happens when you consume massive amounts of drugs and alcohol."]
My mother was a douche bag
My sister was a douche bag
I guess that makes me one too
I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
Lord I don't know what to do
I sold dynamite to the Arabs
Bullets to the Jews
Whiskey to the Indians
And I'll get you too
I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed
I got the douche bag blues
Oh I got the douche bag blues
Lord I just don't know what to do
All right, play it one time baby
Aaaah yeah yeah yeah aah-aah
Oh vinegar and water
The drink that I choose
I gotta tell ya brother
Tastes like pus*y juice
I got the douche bag blues, yes sir
I got the douche bag blues, oh yeah
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
Lord I just don't know what to do
I got the douche bag blues, yes sir
I got the douche bag blues, oh yeah
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
"Tell me, how awful was that?
Time flies when you're in a coma, you know that? "