Presidential Welcome lyrics
by Couch Slut
I’d like to welcome you
To the B side
Of Couch sl*t’s fourth album
And to advise you
To crank it
Crank it up!
You know, I wasn’t always President Of The B-side
I used to be a set of words
Sitting in a dusty desk
Waiting
One day
To be rescued
And sung
By a professional
I have failed