Carpet Farmer lyrics
by Couch Slut
That man you brought here last night
Said he was "Looking for James"
That guy that was here last night
Scared the living sh*t out of me
I see him in the kitchen
I see him hiding in a tree
I found them all in the kitchen
I've seen them looking up at me
I think I got one
I think I got one
I've seen him running up the stairs all hours
I know what you're doing in there and
I'll break your legs you try that again, f*cker
Evil satan
Burnt offering
Carpet farming
Trash in the sheets