Cucumber lyrics

[Intro]
Hey guys! So, apparently I have a bunch of haters online
Who have been being mean to me
Well
HAVE SOME COMPASSION
'CAUSE IT REALLY AFFECTS PEOPLE! IN WAYS YOU COULD HAVE NEVER IMAGINED
I can't even drink this f*ckING Mountain Dew
IT'S SPRITE

[Verse 1]
The parallel
Between women and Hell
Between demons ands trucks
di*ks, balls, p*nis, and c*nt
Why do I have to ask
Every single time
"Jesus turn water into wine
And tell my daughters she’s a swine"?

[Verse 2]
(La la la la)
(La la la la)
Something rucking bucking f*cking
Please give me your number
My phone is like a graveyard full of ghosts
Replace me with a cuc*mber
[Verse 3]
Nothings working loving ghosting
You have me so outnumbered
Stupid dumbass motherf*cker
Just replace me with another

[Chorus]
Replace me with a cuc*mber
Replace me with another
Stupid dumbass motherf*cker
(La la la)

[Verse 4]
Nothing is adding up
I thought you were my everything
Think I’ve had enough
Because you never even meant a thing
I think I've had enough

[Outro]
(Ooh)
IT'S SPRITE