Homer’s Barbershop Quartet lyrics

[PRINCIPAL SKINNER, spoken]
I can't remember the last time we were all together

[ABU, spoken]
Last year, on that stupid Dame Edna special

[Intro: BARNEY]
And a one, and a two, and a three
Ba-bum ba-bum bum

[Verse: THE BE SHARPS GROUP]
Baby on board, how I've adored (bum-bum-bum)
That sign on my car's window pane
Bounce in my step, loaded with pep
'Cause I'm drivin' in the carpool lane (bum-bum-bum)
Call me a square, friend, I don't care
'Cause that little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board!

[Clapping}

[Outro: HOMER]
I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I've hope we passed the audition
[Laughing]

[BARNEY, spoken]
[Laughing awkwardly]
I don't get it