Those Were The Days (2017 version) lyrics

Homer:
Boy, the way Nirvana played
Marge:
Steroids caused a hip parade
Homer:
Beanie Babies had it made
Homer and Marge:
Those were the days
Homer:
And we had real heroes then
Marge:
Like Jar Jar Binks and Qui-Gon Jinn
Homer and Marge:
Mister we could use a man like Richard Simmons again
Homer:
Watching films like Gilbert Grape
Marge:
Then rewinding all the tape
Homer and Marge:
GR modems dialed up great
Homer:
[makes dial-up modem noises]
Homer, Marge and Lisa:
Those were the days