Stay Strapped lyrics

[Intro: Yung Nugget]
Okay, like bad little shawty tryna call me on my flip phone
Told me to come over so I think I'm 'boutta hit, bro
Went up to her room, she was takin' off my pants
But then she started screamin' like "Where the f*ck your di*k go?"

[Chorus: Yung Nugget]
Woah there, f*ck that, I forgot to stay strapped
She said, "Where'd your peepee go?", I guess that I misplaced that
This sh*t don't make any sense at all
I was feelin' so confused until I suddenly got a call

[Verse 1: MC Prophet]
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, hello?)
Sorry, bro, I had to borrow it (What?)
'Cause my girl, with my di*k, she swallowed it (Huh?)
It's kinda hard to p*ss with a larger di*k (Yuh)
But that bulge in my pants, it's hard to miss (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
But one night I took it off and I swear to God I can't find it (What?)
When I put it down at my side b*tch's
I didn't think she would mind it, ayy (Huh?)
f*ck, where did it go?
Can't believe I left this di*k with a ho (Brr, brr)
Never really meant to let down my bro
And I bet his di*k is chilling inside her throat, ayy
Now I'm a mess (What?)
I just wanted sex (What?)
I had to pull up to the b*tch's address (Ayy, yuh)
Respond to my text (f*ck)
[Verse 2: Yung Nugget & MC Prophet]
Man, I can't believe I gotta do this sh*t
This is the last time I let him use my di*k
Now I'm f*ckin' mad, I was tryna smash
I don't wanna talk to the stupid b*tch
But we pulled up to the girl's crib
And I can't believe my own eyes
It's the same one I was tryna smash
But she had my di*k the whole time
Bro, what the f*ck? Is this sh*t a joke?
You stealin' my di*k, now you takin' my hoes?
I'm sorry that you ain't been hittin' it right
It's the reason that she's just been blowin' my phone
b*tch, are you stupid? That ain't even true
And my di*k is not something that you can just take
Sorry, my homie, you don't even know me
And honestly right now, you sound hella gay

[Bridge: Yung Nugget]
Now we fightin' and we arguin' like gimme that sh*t back
But then suddenly outta nowhere, I heard this girl start to laugh
She said "I ain't even got it, that sh*t was way too small
So I flushed it down the toilet because I was so appalled"

[Chorus: Yung Nugget & MC Prophet]
Like woah there, f*ck that, I forgot to stay strapped
She said "Where your peepee go?", I guess that I misplaced that
This sh*t don't make any sense at all
'Cause I just don't feel the same without a di*k between my balls
[Outro: Yung Nugget & MC Kudge]
Please give me my di*k back (Please give me my di*k back)
I forgot to stay strapped
I forgot to stay strapped, baby
My homie really lost my di*k (My di*k)