Ak Runtz lyrics
by Slump AK
[Intro]
(Eli)
[Verse 1: PunchinEli]
I'm getting tired of my b*tch, yeah, I think I'm 'bout to dump her
I just had sex with this b*tch and she thought I was Brian Pumper
n*gga, you suck at basketball and you got no jumper (Bruh)
I'm too good for this sh*t, I think I need an interview with No Jumper
I'm 'bout to jump off a bridge and then kill myself, that's what I mean
I told this b*tch to leave me alone because she f*ckin' green (Bruh)
She just wanna have sex 'cause I told that ho' I got f*ckin' weed
My girlfriends knees f*cked up because she been on her knees
Damn, she wasn't suckin' mine
She said this ain't what it looks like, but I know she f*ckin' lyin'
And the n*gga in the room beat my ass and had me cryin'
I just went home, popped twenty percocets and I'm not dying
This beat hard as hell, lil' n*gga, you already know I made this sh*t
I used to be dumb as f*ck 'cause I had failed first grade and sh*t
I'm ugly as f*ck but my girl rock with me 'cause I got fame and sh*t
How the f*ck he is your shooter when he don't even got no aim in this b*tch?
Damn, he got lucky
That b*tch said she like me, but she just wanna f*ck me
n*gga, you need to get some new clothes because you look f*ckin' dusty
This b*tch need to take a bath 'cause I know her pus*y musty
But it's okay because I'm broke as sh*t
I just went to her house and I made this b*tch throat my di*k
She said she was a freak, but I think I need throat again
And I just made my girl cry 'cause I had sex on her best friend
[Verse 2: Lil Garbage Truck]
(Lil Garbage Truck, yeah)
I'm getting tired of these bullets, I'm finna use BB's (Bruh)
n*ggas think it's a designer belt because it got BBs
I just walked out of Target with Xbox's and the TV's
I just smacked my b*tch in her face 'cause she bit my peepee
I’m finna jump off a cliff, I seen dead men
You can catch me in Heaven scammin' dead men
Run up on me, you're a dead man
I just scammed a black man named Desmond
If a n*gga talk sh*t, he finna get hit with this Smith & Wesson
n*ggas talkin' sh*t, they get hit with this f*ckin' Glock
n*ggas talkin' hot, they get smacked with my f*ckin' c*ck
I be with my n*ggas trappin' hard on the f*ckin' block
Loaded water gun, hittin' n*ggas with like fifty shots
b*tch, your coochie stank, b*tch it stank, wash it in the sank
If I smell that coochie, I'm faint, blow up like a tank
b*tch, you know I worship that coochie, I'm a coochie saint (Bruh)
n*ggas f*cked up in the crib rubbin' off the paint
Ooh, I hit it from the back, I hit it from the front
I'm runnin' through that coochie, call it coochie run
I hit it on the moon, I hit it on the sun
I hit it from the side and leave that coochie stunned
Walk in the party and b*tch, I’m feelin' like the sh*t
You can catch me at your crib gettin' neck out yo b*tch
I had to beat Teejay up 'cause he blew me a kiss
And it's still f*ck Big c*ck, but this sh*t ain't a diss, b*tch
[Verse 3: PunchGod Frankie]
I just linked up with Slump AK and we cooked his dog
Up my choppa on a fat b*tch, man, you need to jog
He kept failin' at swipin' and I was like "Oh my God"
You a bum, you can't punch nothin', boy, you need a job
I ain't wanna have a baby, finna hit her with a hanger
Wanted a new jet airplane, so I broke into the hanger
Not GTA 5 though 'cause I am not a gamer
I just broke into a real life aircraft facility, I'm in danger
I just caught Lil Garbage Truck lackin', put him in a garbage truck
Turn your whole block to a park pond how they finna duck?
I just scammed a 40 year old man and he said, “f*ck"
I just took his life savings and said, “Man, you out of luck"
They asked what I liked to do, I said, “Scamming on the internet”(Bruh)
Asked me what my hobbies are, I said, “Scamming on the internet” (Bruh)
“What do you do in your free time?” Scamming on the internet (Bruh)
I'm really glad that Slump let me on this song, it's a light flex
[Verse 4: Slump AK]
I'm getting tired of my draco, I'm using water gun
And I just slapped my lil' cousin for fun
And then I went and shot him with an AK
I just scammed this b*tch yesterday and told her "Good day"
And f*ck a Lil Garbage Truck, this is Slump AK
I just got herpes, now they won't go away
Yo' b*tch just cheated on you, now you got a broken heart
Slapped the f*ck out of my lil' cousin with a poptart
Now I'm finna drink some bleach and pop a percocet
Now I'm mad as hell, I lost a bet
And I just got scammed by ZayDropsChecks
And now the music blowin' up, I'm startin' countin' checks
This b*tch broke as hell, she's eatin' a Kid Cuisine
Now I'm finna go to jail, they caught me sellin' fake lean