Barbie Dreams - Parody lyrics

[Intro]
R.I.P to my coochie
Destroyed that sh*t
I'm looking for some wipes to clean your pus*y
It's looking pretty dry
You need some Burt's Bees
Look, I don't f*ck with y'all
Your channels is a disease
And if you're on this list then die tonight, please

[Verse 1]
I sucked up to Tana for a powerful hour
She still left me in the sun for a couple o' hours
Heat your fans up
Make sure it's a K.O
f*cked them over hard
Might as well use a dildo

[Verse 2]
Somebody go make sure Pewdiepie is okay, though
Looking like Santa got addicted to yayo

[Verse 3]
I ain't talking sh*t
I'm just airing out my pus*y
Spread it open
Full ocean
Take care of this pus*y
[Verse 4]
All you life hack b*tches be blind and sh*t
Explains why your channels all started dying and sh*t

[Verse 5]
David, Liza love each other?
I ain't buying that sh*t
That's why it's pretty f*cking funny to watch 'em cryin' and sh*t

[Verse 6]
Puny b*tches posting notes?
Man, I gotta duck 'em
"I'm not racist anymore,"
Oh, shut up and suck one

[Verse 7]
Twaimz is my baby
He ain't takin' an L
Can't count how many times he said farewell

[Verse 8]
Jake Paul
How you haven't been arrested and sh*t?
You abused your ex-girlfriend
Not addressing this sh*t?
[Verse 9]
Emma Cham is a scam with her dresses and sh*t
Don't know how you got famous
All transphobic and sh*t

[Outro]
Dreams of f*cking with all these little tubas
I'm just playin', but I'm sayin'