Puberty Blows lyrics
by VintageModel
[Chorus x2]
I f*ckin' hate my parents, and I hate my siblings too
Beating my di*k like 7 times a day, you know that's true
Don't like to shower, but I put on a sh*t ton of Axe
Puberty blows, don't you tell me to f*ckin' relax
[Verse 1]
I get picked on, because I'm hella short
Some f*ckin' kid named Connor, likes to call me "stupid dork"
I hit my brother's vape, and I think that is really cool
So sick of teacher's telling me I need to go to school
I have no self-confidence, I get my pride from talkin' sh*t
You know that I be poppin' zits, because I got that acne b*tch
c*m stains on my f*ckin' socks, I keepin' my bedroom door locked
I'm getting scared cuz I hear knocks, they open up and see my ****
[Verse 2]
Don't hit me up, only real ones know what's going on
I can't date my crush, and it's because of my stupid mom
Please don't text me dirty sh*t, because my parents check my phone
Shower's are for b*tches, who don't know you can just use cologne
I last 30 seconds, yeah I bust quick
Trust me buddy, I ain’t someone that you wanna f*ck with
Used to do karate, so y’know I got that large kick
I don’t do my homework, I’m so sick of all that smart sh*t
My eyes are turnin’ red, I’m playing COD for hours
I turn 13, so I’m better than all of you cowards
I’m breakin’ b*tch’s backs, and tellin’ them to f*ck off
I got a big di*k, that all of you can suck on