I Am Completely Straight lyrics

[Intro]
Perfect

[Chorus x2]
b*tch I'm not gay, I like pus*y and stuff
I hate c*ck, hate men, hate di*k in the butt
I got hoes on my phone, that won't leave me alone
I like men with their clothes on, no p*nis shown

[Verse 1]
I kissed a girl, like one time in eighth grade
Felt so good, and she felt the same way
Main b*tch, lookin' hella cute with her socks on
Like it when she go all crazy, like her rocks on
I've been hella lonely recently, I think I need a man
Oops, I mean woman, my mistake, think I need a xan
Back in Middle school I touched a p*nis only one time
It was just an accident, I feel like that's a clear sign

[Chorus x2]
b*tch I'm not gay, I like pus*y and stuff
I hate c*ck, hate men, hate di*k in the butt
I got hoes on my phone, that won't leave me alone
I like men with their clothes on, no p*nis shown

[Verse 2]
Dad said "That it's not okay to be gay"
I agreed, and I moved on from that terrible day
Now I stuff it all down, to the bottom of my feet
I can never let them know, I can never make a peep
I'm a hetero, I'll scream it to the top of the sky
I like hot young women, who have cute thick thighs
Never gonna change, til the f*ckin' day that I die
So please shut the f*ck up, because I'm not into guys