sh*t lyrics

Hey, mom and dad I'm a real di*k and I hope you know that
Hey, mom and dad I'm a piece of sh*t and I hope you know that
Hey, mom and dad I'm a real b*tch and I hope you know that
Hey, mom and dad I'm a real... di*k, di*k

Hey, Samuel I'm a real f*ck and I hope you know that
Hey, Charlie I'm a real wuss and I hope you know that
Hey, Caroline I'm a real puss and I hope you know that
Hey, Pierce I'm a real c*ck and I hope you know that
Hey, Rachel I'm real sissy ass clown and I hope you know that
Hey, everyone I'm a real sucker and I hope you know that

Hey, extended family I suck a lot of di*k
Hey, everybody at school I'm a total piece of sh*t
Hey, everyone who I didn't mention, f*ck me
Hey, everybody I love, f*ck me, yeah