Jack+Wife lyrics

[Verse 1: Abi Reimold]
Jack's sprat, he ate no fat
And his wife would eat no lean
Contrary to popular opinion
It was hard to keep something in-between
One day when Jack came home
He said, "Honey, you been acting kinda mean."
She said, "I'm sorry, Jack. But it's time that I have to leave."

[Chorus: Alex G]
Please don't let me go
'Cause I feel so alone

[Alex G and Abi Reimold]
Why didn't you water the vegetables?
You're the only one that eats them, it's disgusting!
I hate it when I get home and you didn't clean the hardwood
I hate it when you pee on the floor!
You leave dirty tampons all over the house!
At least I'm fertile!

[Verse 2: Abi Reimold]
I hate how you criticize my diet
Even though you've never ever tried it
There was a day when I wanted to have your babies
But, as of lately, you haven't even laid me
We both sing songs about a saying we never did
But you don't appreciate my mood
This is not a fairy tale and it's time that I'm going away
[Chorus: Alex G]
Please don't let me go
'Cause I feel so alone
Please don't let me go
'Cause I feel so alone