Mary Kate & Ashley lyrics

[Intro]
(And, "Do the paparazzi people do stuff to the pictures?")
(And, "Is the news really real?")

[Verse 1]
NYC, that's where I wanna be
Dollar bills, that's what I wanna see
I'm in need of a shopping spree
Retail therapy, and a rhinoplasty
Sorry to the DJs, I f*ck athletes
I'm courtside, you f*ck backseat
From backpage, all the way backstage
Sellin' out shows, and I'm leaving out the back way
That's so Chase, yup, that's me, ho
Turn a hotel room to a freakshow
Turn a coquette b*tch to a freak ho
Act shallow, but I got a deepthroat
Milkshake brings the boys to the yard
In my bag, yeah, I'm in my Goyard
di*ks up when I step in the bar
My new look, make 'em all go hard

[Chorus]
Pink thong, makе it drop
Ride it to the tippy-top
Blonde hair, fluoridе stare
They know me everywhere
Cheekbones, smokey eyes
Satin slip, zero-size
f*ck him once, he gon' want it again
Wishin' there was two of me, like the Olsen twins
[Post-Chorus]
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Mary-Kate and Ashley
(I'm skinny, I'm skinny, I'm skinny, I'm skinny)
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Mary-Kate and Ashley
(This is how I am right now, and I'm skinny as a needle)

[Verse 2]
f*ck it, I'ma wear a crop top in the cold
'Cause the seats stay heated in the Rolls
Stocks goin' up, while I'm slidin' down poles
My life's kinda lookin' like your goals
Make him c*m quicker than a New York Minute
Wanna make a movie? I'm starrin' in it
I don't explain, if you get it, you get it
More famous than The Beatles, skinny as a needle

[Chorus]
Pink thong, make it drop
Ride it to the tippy-top
Blonde hair, fluoride stare
They know me everywhere
Cheekbones, smokey eyes
Satin slip, zero-size
f*ck him once, he gon' want it again
Wishin' there was two of me, like the Olsen twins
[Post-Chorus]
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Mary-Kate and Ashley
(I'm skinny, I'm skinny, I'm skinny, I'm skinny)
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Mary-Kate and Ashley
(I'm skinny as a needle)

[Outro]
(It's a conspiracy theory that I'm actually interested in)