Gintlemen’s Club lyrics

Along the lanes of London city
***Jury??? Dreary???*** lane, here we go again
We convene this fine committee
***Jury??? Dreary???*** lane, here we go again
Me sons and daughters, the juniper and water
Will lead you from the slaughter
Sit down with the Gintlemen

Oh la, la-la, la-la la-la-la-la-la
La la-la, la-la la-la-la-la-la
We'll all be happy 'til we die
Gintlemen's Club — OOH AYE!!!

[Instrumental break, slow]
[Instrumental break, fast]

Mother Mary, Aphrodite, Shiva
***Jury??? Dreary???*** lane, here we go again
Won't compare to Lady Geneva
***Jury??? Dreary???*** lane, here we go again
Friend, I will submit this
God may be your witness
But she's your daily fitness
Sit down with the Gintle—

When you need a topping for your wages
***Jury??? Dreary???*** lane, here we go again
When you'll all be nipping at your cages
***Jury??? Dreary???*** lane, here we go again
Come, you wretched creatures, the evening's triple feature
Let Old Tom be your teacher
Sit down with the Gintlemen
Oh la, la-la, la-la la-la-la-la-la
La la-la, la-la la-la-la-la-la
We'll all be happy 'til we die
Gintlemen's Club — OOH AYE!!!

We'll all be happy 'til we die
Gintlemen's Club — OOH AYE!!!

[Instrumental break, fast]

Along the lanes of London city
(***Jury***??? ***Dreary***??? lane, here we go again)
We convene this fine committee
(***Jury??? Dreary???*** lane, here we go again)
Ah, me sons and daughters, the juniper and water
Will lead you from the slaughter
Sit down with the Gintlemen

Sit down with the Gintlemen!
***Sit!***???

La, la-la, la-la la-la-la-la-la
La la-la, la-la la-la-la-la-la
We'll all be happy 'til we die
Gintlemen's Clu~b
La, la-la, la-la la-la-la-la-la
La la-la, la-la la-la-la-la-la
We'll all be happy 'til we die
Gintlemen's Club — OOH AYE!!!