Soopaman Luva 7 (Skit) lyrics

[Interlude]
I just got back to the office, tired as f*ck
'Bout to roll me a blunt and sh*t
You know, that's what I do after work
And then there's a knock at my motherf*ckin' door
And I'm like, who? What? The f*ck?
And that's when she walked in
And I'm like, damn
I could tell by her weave, she ain't have much money
And if she wanted a job from me, she's gonna end up paying in booty calls
And everyone knows I love pretty feet and booty calls
She said, "Good evening, Mr. Soopaman Luva
My name is **** ****, but my friends call me Lemon Tits
I'm here to inquire about a job from you"
And that's whеn I said, "A job? b*tch, I just got off work"
And that's when she said, "Beliеve me, Mr. Soopaman Luva
It'll be worth your motherf*ckin' while
I'ma take one of these cards off your desk and give you a call this week"
And I said, "Fine"
She took the card off my desk and she looked at my eyes and I looked at hers
And I could tell by her breath, she didn't have gum
And everyone knows I take hygiene very serious
I said, "Later, Ms. **** or Lemon Tits, I'll be waiting on your call"
And she said, "I bet you will, Mr. Soopaman Luva"
And I'm like, "This b*tch gon' try to kill me"