2-Way Madness (Skit) lyrics

[Man]
Babe, I don't know what the f*ck is going on
But I be getting threatened in pagers in my 2-way all day

[Woman]
Whatchu mean, threatened in pagers?

[Man]
I'm saying, like n*ggas is threatening to kill me and sh*t
See? The f*ck. The f*ck is going on?

(You gonna die.)

[Woman]
Stop playing, that sh*t is not funny
The limo is here, come on

[Man]
You think I'm f*cking around right now
This ain't no bullsh*t!

[Woman]
You probably are f*ckin around
You always playin games and sh*t

[Man]
See what I'm sayin? See, hold on, hold on. f*ck
(You gonna die tonight.)

[Woman]
Let me see

[Man]
Peep this, yo. f*ck, man
I don't understand this sh*t

[Woman]
It's probably just one of your b*tches playing on your pager

[Man]
Oh, you see what I'm sayin?
Everytime somebody f*ckin page me
You talk about some b*tch

[Woman]
They play on the phone all day along
They might as well [?] your pager
You try to act like you don't be giving out the number
I know you do. Sharon saw you giving out your number in the club

[Man]
Why don't you just chill out?
Hol-hol-hol-hol-hol-hol-hold the f*ck up, yo!
[Woman]
Hold the f*ck up, my ass. If you would-

[Man]
Hold, hold the f*ck on

(Someone's gonna kill you.)

[Woman]
That b*tch you was f*ckin's gonna kill you

[Man]
f*ck, gonna kill me?

[Woman]
Either her or me wanted to

[Man]
See what I'm saying?
Like I'm f*cking scared to death and motherf*ckers...

[Woman]
Cause, I'm really tired of this sh*t

[Man]
Hold the-, hold the f*ck on, yo. Hold up!
[Woman]
Scared to death, my ass. You ain't scared of sh*t. You just...

[Man]
Hold on! Shut the f*ck up!

[Woman]
What? I swear to god

(Someone's gonna kill you)

f*ck this n*gga

[Man]
Your driver? My driver?
f*ck they mean, my driver?

[Driver]
Yeah, your driver, motherf*cker

[Man]
Oh, sh*t

(Gunshots)

[Woman]
Damn, n*gga!
You ain't got to use a cannon, did you?
sh*t!

[Driver]
Whe- where my money, b*tch?

[Woman]
You had to blow my eardrums out

[Driver]
My money, bi- b*tch, my money

[Woman]
It's-it's-it's, it's-it's right-
It's right here. It's right here in my bag!

[Driver]
Let me see. Can I see that bag, for a second?

[Woman]
Yeah yeah yeah, hold on, hold on. Let me get it out

[Driver]
Yeah, cause you know I figured we could go, you know
Get something to eat or something

[Woman]
Good, cause I-

(Gunshots)