New Pokemon Theme lyrics

I want to be the very best
That no one ever was
To f*ck them is my real test
To f*ck them is also my cause

I will travel across the land
f*cking far and wide
Each Pokemon, to understand
What's going on inside

Pokemon, gotta' f*ck 'em
It's you and me
It's my f*cking destiny
Pokemon, ohh
You're my best friend
A friend with benefits

Pokemon, gotta' f*ck 'em
A f*ck so true
I'll f*ck that and then I'll f*ck you
You f*ck me and I'll f*ck you
Pokemon, gotta' f*ck 'em all (gotta f*ck 'em all)
Poke-your-mon

I f*cked a lot of Pokemon
Let me show them to you all
I f*cked this thing that came out of the ground
You can probably imagine how I did that
I got the horn real bad
When I f*cked this thing with a horn
Things got real full on
When the horn began to spin

Pokemon, I f*cked a Mr Mime
But it might have just been some guy
Pokemon, ohh
You're my best friend
A friend that I can f*ck in the c*nt with my di*k

Pokemon, gotta' f*ck 'em
I f*cked this bird
I f*cked just this normal bird
Then I f*cked this dog I found and burnt off my di*k

I f*cked a "hot dog"
Not a hot dog
I f*cked a dog