Trendy Barber lyrics

[Zach (Spoken)]
Hey man, how are ya? Just chuck your name on the blackboard you sexy son of a f*ck, f*ck you alright?

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I've got boards, I've got bikes, I've got tits, I've got tats, and I've got political essays, cuz actually our clientele are pretty smart, man

(Instrumental)

[Mark (Spoken)]
Check it out, extra di*k on my tit

(Instrumental)

Hey, you got a bottle opener? Don't need one *smash*

(Instrumental)

One for you c*nt, one for me
One for you c*nt, one for me
One for you c*nt, one for me
One for you c*nt, one for me
One for you c*nt, one for me
One for you c*nt, one for me
One for you c*nt, one for me
One for you c*nt, one for me
One pale ale coming up

(Instrumental)

[Zach (Spoken)]
Let's cut some hair

(Instrumental)