Guenther Haas Returned lyrics
by Sim Dane
[Intro:]
Guenther! Guenther the man!
Guenther! Wanker!
[Chorus (x2)]
Guenther is back in business (business), always have to pose for pictures (pictures)
You know I'm getting b*tches, Ferrari is on my wishlist (Ya!)
Guenther is back in business (business), K-Mag is just a lil' kid (Idiot)
Sketchy boy but won't admit this, and Grosjean is just an idiot (Wanker!)
[Verse 1:]
f*cking Guenther is the f*cking man, motherf*cker
Guenther is a heavy boy - hit the beat like a trucker
My vocal chords are as good as Mr. Joe c*cker's
Winning races еvery year? Wanker, it is not us!
Not yеt - listen close, little rockstar
Guenther is the man when it comes to making hot cars
Not hot wheels! Lil' Romain - you have f*cked Haas!
Why make it look like at Haas we ain't got class?
Guenther is the biggest boy in the team, wanker!
f*ck your money, little boy - little wanker banker!
You are kindergarten racer, who thinks he's a dancer!
I call you all the time, crasher, you will not answer!!
And Kevin Critic, what a dumb race driver!
I got bars for you, serve them like a slider!
Guenther's head is on fire - Ghost Rider!
In your helmet I have put a giant spider!
[Chorus (x2)]
Guenther is back in business (business), always have to pose for pictures (pictures)
You know I'm getting b*tches, Ferrari is on my wishlist (Ya!)
Guenther is back in business (business), K-Mag is just a lil' kid (Idiot)
Sketchy boy but won't admit this, and Grosjean is just an idiot (Wanker!)
[Verse 2 - Sergio 'Checo' Pérez]
If you ask me who is dangerous, man
I will tell you Grosjean and the bad Magnussen!
I got a loco pace, ese - My car bailando, baby!
I'm fun like Lando, ese - Bad Luck like Nando, ese!
Pinche Chupador de huevos, porque no chupas mi tortilla
- (f*cking ball sucker, why don't you suck my tortilla)
Cómo chingados sigues en la Fórmula Uno, güey solo chocas contra murros
- (How the f*ck are you still in F1? You only crash into walls)
Guenther, the solution is to fire them, bingo!
Pinche Italiano estás máas pendejo que tú equipo gringo
- (f*cking Italian, you're more stupid than your American team.)
[Verse 2 - Guenther Steiner]
Yes, I agree! Freaking dangerous! Look what made me do!
You just made me toss my phone on the ground! I am angry
Because I have signed 2 f*cking drivers slower than their team boss!
[Chorus]
Guenther is back in business (business), always have to pose for pictures (pictures)
You know I'm getting b*tches, Ferrari is on my wishlist (Ya!)
Guenther is back in business (business), K-Mag is just a lil' kid (Idiot)
Sketchy boy but won't admit this, and Grosjean is just an idiot (Wanker!)
Guenther is back in business (business), always have to pose for pictures (pictures)
You know I'm getting b*tches, Ferrari is on my wishlist (Ya!)
Guenther is back in business (business), K-Mag is just a lil' kid (Idiot)
Sketchy boy but won't admit this, and Grosjean is just an idiot