IRS Diss Track lyrics

[Intro]
(Damn, M)

[Chorus]
f*ck the IRS shove it up their asses
I'ma write this ice cream off my taxes
I'ma tell that straight up like Y-axis
Every major retailer's got me on a blacklist
f*ck the IRS put it in their poop hole
I'ma write off my gas with this loophole
Look I'ma bad man, I need a new soul
I spell no-no words in alphabet soup bowls

[Verse: 1]
Your mom's like the government (Why) listen
Both keep tryna f*ck me without permission
They say, "Go to rehab you got an addiction"
I'm like nah this a grind this a gambling commitment
b*tch I'm broke I paid my taxes twice
So I asked a homeless man for financial advice
He said, "Hey man just keep rolling the dice
'cause most people quit before they hit it big and change their life" (Oh my)

[Chorus]
f*ck the IRS shove it up their asses
I just made this diss track for the masses
I'ma tell that straight up like Y-axis
Only made this song to legally avoid taxes
f*ck the IRS put it in their poop hole
I'ma write-off condoms with this loophole
Look I'ma bad man, I need a new soul
I spank my monkey to Maria Menounos
[Verse: 2]
I got my bicycle repossessed by the tow truck
Goose eggs in my bank account, I see no ducks
I just saw a homeless shelter (What)
So I go up like, "What I got to pay 'round here to get my toes sucked"
Wear my shirt backwards I just got my first Vlone
Now I can't buy chicken wings so I eat the bones (Uh)
I like old ladies, spit game at the nursing home
I don't like the government I'm not alone
So sing it wit' me

[Chorus]
f*ck the IRS shove it up their asses
I'ma write this ice cream off my taxes
I'ma tell that straight up like Y-axis
Every major retailer's got me on a blacklist
f*ck the IRS put it in their poop hole
I'ma write off my gas with this loophole
Look I'ma bad man, I need a new soul
I spell no-no words in alphabet soup bowls

[Chorus]
f*ck the IRS shove it up their asses
I just made this diss track for the masses
I'ma tell that straight up like Y-axis
Only made this song to legally avoid taxes
f*ck the IRS put it in their poop hole
I'ma write-off condoms with this loophole
Look I'ma bad man, I need a new soul
I spank my monkey to Maria Menounos