Misogynist lyrics
by Alex Schor
[Intro]
(SLAJIDI, turn me up)
[Chorus]
I'm not a misogynist, I just be massaging tits (Mmm)
Working out to get a big body—hippopotamus
Ain't no Trumper, Biden better vote me into office, b*tch
'Cause like my ADHD test, I'm always positive (Alright)
I'm not a misogynist, I just be massaging tits
Working out to get a big body—hippopotamus (What?)
Ain't no Trumper, Biden better vote me into office, b*tch
'Cause like my ADHD test, I'm always positive
[Verse]
Like bad parents with a daughter, I'm about to make a bop
[?] might be a volcano 'cause he can't stop smoking rock
Damn, I'mma tell a joke right now
Please don't let it flop
What do you call hoes that wanna die?
Suicidal thots? (Hahaha)
I don't want to smoke your weed 'cause I'm allergic, and
Shave your moustache; you look like a pedo
I got bullied at high school and I deserved it
Used to sit bench when I airballed my free throws
Never clean the toilet, oh man, I need some Ajax
I'm the sh*t like a booty that don't take baths
I just clown around on the beat when I make tracks
Like a stripper, I get paid for dropping straight ass
Look, I'm not a masochist, nor am I a pacifist
Doing me, working for myself, got no ass to kiss
I could make a song about lamps, they're still blasting it
When I get elected off [?] in my cabinet
[Chorus]
I'm not a misogynist, I just be massaging tits (Mmm)
Working out to get a big body—hippopotamus
Ain't no Trumper, Biden better vote me into office, b*tch
'Cause like my ADHD test, I'm always positive (Alright)
I'm not a misogynist, I just be massaging tits
Working out to get a big body—hippopotamus (What?)
Ain't no Trumper, Biden better vote me into office, b*tch
'Cause like my ADHD test, I'm always positive
[Outro]