Course Seller lyrics

[Chorus]
(Yeah baby, you did this)
I'm sellin' a course on how to sell a course to course sellers
I'm a smart feller and at the same time a fart smeller
For no apparent reason I made a dis-track on my bank teller
I want my bottles like my women; in my wine cellar
Lamborghini in my garage like Tai Lopez
Bentley was 144, I call it low res
I sell a course to poor people that got no bread
Rentin' supercars with the DHGate Rolex

[Verse 1]
What-whatchu say you're breaking up like Gomez and Bieber
Talk 'bout you wanna refund it, Imma scammin' cheater?
Nah, my course is sigma-grindset, for the leaders
Park the Lambo on the sidewalk and take the coins out the meter
Imma sell my course to Alzheimer's patients 'cuz I'm a business man
I'm the type to be 400 lbs and sell a fitness plan
Imma make a course on gambling after I hit this hand
Imma make a course teaching toddlers not to sh*t their pants
Open up a Shopify, the method is to dropship
But when you get that money, don't you leave it in your pockets
Low-cap Memecoins, boy you better opt-in
And ape your entire net-worth into a project
Every single one of my DM's is gettin' ignored
Boy you gotta pay to join my mother-friggin' Discord
When you see that rug pull, it's a big red candle
Lookin' like the lightsaber of a sith lord
[Chorus]
I'm sellin' a course on how to sell a course to course sellers
I'm a smart feller and at the same time a fart smeller
For no apparent reason I made a dis-track on my bank teller
I want my bottles like my women; in my wine cellar

Lamborghini in my garage like Tai Lopez
Bentley was 144, I call it low res
I sell a course to poor people that got no bread
Rentin' supercars with the DHGate Rolex

[Verse 2]
Taught my goldfish how to trade, now he's a millionaire
Got a mansion in the hills, I'm about to scam bel-air
Eviction notice on the door, it's just chillin' there
Grandma bought the course, she went from billionaire to millionaire

Stole a hundred mil' from my grandma, I ain't sharing it
'Cause she wasn't giving me squat in the inheritance
I got lost in London, guy helped me, good Samaritan
He was talking 'bout kilometers, bro what's that, I'm American

I'm on OnlyFans, butt-naked, teaching tax evasion
You could use my course to get rich while masturbating
I'm so for real, this is not an exaggeration
I'm trying to sell my course to like half the nation
I'm at the club, poppin' bottles and drinking liquor
Dirty money like a coin got dropped in the sewer
I'm frickin' rich as frick and you're just frickin' poor
You call it fraud, but I call it entrepreneur (Yeah baby, you did this)

[Chorus]
I'm sellin' a course on how to sell a course to course sellers
I'm a smart feller and at the same time a fart smeller
For no apparent reason I made a dis-track on my bank teller
I want my bottles like my women; in my wine cellar
Lamborghini in my garage like Tai Lopez
Bentley was 144, I call it low res
I sell a course to poor people that got no bread
Rentin' supercars with the DHGate Rolex (Yeah baby, you did this)