No Child Support lyrics

[Intro: Alex Schor]
If you're a guy, f*ck you
Nah, I’m kidding, f*ck me (Daddy!)

[Chorus: Alex Schor & Weddy Teddy]
She say she like cookies so I gave her cream pie (c*m)
Ain't pay no child support, I left the kid to die
I just p*ssed in the wind and I got some in my eye (AIDS)
And I'm rocking women’s clothing cuz I'm motherf*cking fly (Gay)

[Post-Chorus: Weddy Teddy]
That b*tch wanna come through but I told the b*tch “No way” (Hell nah)
I've been f*cking dudes man that sh*t took me all day
di*k up in my mouth, man, I don't know what to say
Treat the p*nis like a Draco, let the motherf*cker spray (Grrt)

[Verse 1: Alex Schor]
$15 watch ($15 watch) on my f*cking wrist
I'ma f*ck a dude after f*cking on this b*tch
You see this hard c*ck, meant it now, I got a hard sock
Ran over a kid, make the car stop, j*rking off watching Mall Cop
Heard that your grandma was senile (Dementia), I heard my cancer was penile (di*k)
Lost all my money, my b*tch left me, I'm f*cking a dude in the meanwhile
Went up on his face like the motherf*cking cream aisle (Uhh), Talking about Hitler, see Kyle
You think that you're hot, the heat's mild, you look like a weak child (Woo)
[Verse 2: Weddy Teddy]
Cancer? Nah, that’s AIDS, b*tch I’m gay, that sh*t waste
Nut in my face, f*cking on dudes, regardless of race (Huh?)
I look like a jet, Adam Gase, got a 9/11, New York State
Told that b*tch she had to wait, I got some di*k up on my plate (Eat it)

[Pre-Chorus: Weddy Teddy]
Maserati or pull up in a Benz?
I got schizophrenia, imaginary friends (Hey!)
Always voices in my head, I just want it to end
I want a gay orgy, man, like 20 f*cking men

[Chorus: Alex Schor & Weddy Teddy & Weddy Teddy]
She say she like cookies so I gave her cream pie (c*m)
Ain't pay no child support, I left the kid to die
I just p*ssed in the wind and I got some in my eye (AIDS)
And I’m rocking women's clothing cuz I'm motherf*cking fly (Gay)

[Post-Chorus: Weddy Teddy]
That b*tch wanna come through but I told the b*tch “No way” (Hell nah)
I've been f*cking dudes man that sh*t took me all day
di*k up in my mouth, man, I don’t know what to say
Treat the p*nis like a Draco, let the motherf*cker spray (Grrt)

[Verse 3: Alex Schor]
I took a poopoo and I didn't flush, I make your grandma go suck on my nuts
Eating that booty like alalavut balalalalalalalalalalut
I be on the meth, man, I'm getting f*cked up, I play with that door, open and shut
I play with that booty, it jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, booty be clapping like Jabba the Hut
Pulling up in her new whip, Toyota (Yuh), I put it in reverse, like Yoda
Better not be hatin', uh, uh, I put some poison up in your soda
Yeah, I'm lit, lit, lit, gasoline with the BIC, BIC, BIC
And I'm a misfit, fit, give the baby a drop kick, b*tch
[Spoken: Alex Schor]
“George Washington was an American Soldier, statesman and Founding Father who served as The first president of the United States”

[Verse 4: Alex Schor]
I'm an American, use a flag when I'm masturbate
Yeah, it's Donald Trump 2024, but, I want him to f*ck me today, b*tch

[Pre-Chorus: Weddy Teddy]
Maserati or pull up in a Benz?
I got schizophrenia, imaginary friends (Hey!)
Always voices in my head, I just want it to end
I want a gay orgy, man, like 20 f*cking men

[Chorus: Alex Schor with Weddy Teddy & Weddy Teddy]
She say she like cookies so I gave her cream pie (c*m)
Ain't pay no child support, I left the kid to die
I just p*ssed in the wind and I got some in my eye (AIDS)
And I'm rocking women's clothing cuz I'm motherf*cking fly (Gay)

[Post-Chorus: Weddy Teddy]
That b*tch wanna come through but I told the b*tch “No way”(Hell nah)
I've been f*cking dudes man that sh*t took me all day
di*k up in my mouth, man, I don't know what to say
Treat the p*nis like a Draco, let the motherf*cker spray (Grrt)