Bidet lyrics

[Intro]
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[Chorus: Mike Dupp]
I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let sh*t get in my way
Okay and I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let sh*t get in my way okay like

[Verse 1: Mike Dupp]
Talk sh*t but your as*h*le crusty
If the water doesn't touch your ass then b*tch don't touch me (Get away from me)
You made it this far but your ass still musty
Please do me a favor and please just trust me
Hygiene I love when I'm clean (Yeah)
I made it this far so I know what I mean (Yeah)
Toilet paper that sh*t leaves a residue (Graah ppt)
I can f*ck with showers but I can't f*ck with the rest of you
My life is just fine nah b*tch I was testing you
You can hate but I don't (I don't) give a f*ck cause, if you hate then you dont clean your butt
I hate to be that guy the reason that's why is
[Chorus: Mike Dupp]
I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let sh*t get in my way
Okay and I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let sh*t get in my way okay like

[Verse 2: Alex Schor]
Water tickling my booty like my uncle when I was twelve
I brought this sh*t in for show and tell
I just sh*tted on the competition and I still don't smell
This bidet is the stairway to heaven y'all in dookie hell
I get death threats over my music but it pays the bills
I'm a hot boy but I'm so smooth I give you chills
It's a sextet I got six hoes when they're catching Phills
Beat the box boy this ain't FedEx that pus*y killed
Took a big dump why'd the water touch my willy
Balls shriveled up cause the water kind of chilly
I got cheese on my meat little b*tch I'm not from Philly
I forgot to wipe damn why am I so silly
Wait it's okay cause I just got this bidet
Man I like my ass wet you would think that I was gay
I just talked about my ass getting wet but I'm getting paid
No more crusty anus man I hope it gets me laid (Huahhh)
[Chorus: Mike Dupp]
I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let sh*t get in my way
Okay and I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let sh*t get in my way
I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let sh*t get in my way
Okay and I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let sh*t get in my way