Macklemore’s Wife Is a c*nt Part 2 lyrics
by Tyler Cassidy
[Verse 1]
It's been a couple days
And I'm still stuck in TSA
Behind Macklemore and his wife
This crazy b*tch won't stop screaming
Now old people are dying
And young kids are hungry and crying
Still this b*tch just won't shut up
I just wanna go home to my family
I got a plane to catch
Or was that yesterday?
Or was that the day before?
I'm losing track of time
Now she's taking her arm and
Putting it in the X-ray machine
And flipping people off
So they can see her middle finger skeleton
[Chorus]
'Cause Macklemore's wife she just don't care
You're gonna stand in TSA right there
And watch this b*tch freak out
'Cause Macklemore's wife don't give a f*ck
You wanna get through TSA?
Motherf*cker, good luck
'Cause your stupid ass is stuck
Stuck behind this c*nt
[Verse 2]
And as the days go by
Well the people in line
They begin to die
'Cause we're running out of food
We've been living off pretzels, peanuts and pop
A young child walks up to me and says
"Sir, can you spare some calories?"
He said his mom's not doing well
I tell him "no
I only got enough pretzels for myself"
So he walks away, disappointed
But I don't really care
'Cause now Macklemore's wife
Well she's kicking over trash cans
And pulling out her hair
Oh god, what did I do to deserve this?
Macklemore's wife thinks my life is f*cking worthless
[Chorus]
'Cause Macklemore's wife, she just don't care
You're gonna stand in TSA right there
And watch this b*tch freak out
'Cause Macklemore's wife don't give a f*ck
You wanna get through TSA?
Motherf*cker, good luck
Your stupid ass is stuck
Stuck behind this c*nt