Pornstar Baby lyrics

[Verse 1]
I was traveling across the land I was so far overseas
I seen a fine b*tch with a fat ol' ass and big pair of double D's
I couldn't take my eyes off her, that big of f*cking butt
I was froze, I was hypnotized, I was ready to bust a nut
All the thoughts running through my mind, oh my mama telling me "Boy, no
Don't hit town swinging your di*k around, 'cause you know you can't trust these hoes"
Next thing I knew we was in my hotel room getting it on
18 years of pain, but the pleasure didn't last too long

[Chorus]
I went and had a pornstar baby
A pornstar baby
Young man, pay me
Having your pornstar baby, baby
A beautiful pornstar baby, baby

[Verse 2]
As time went by I did my very best to hide the truth
You know I couldn't hurt you mama, you know I couldn't do that to you
I'm not ready to be no dad and I don't like wiping butts
I shoulda known better than to pull my di*k out when I wasn't in love
These support checks draining me dry and I can't even see my son
I lost a whole bunch of the bread I made to a pair of big ol' buns
Sometimes I get so mad, makes me wanna scream and shout
And when I thought things couldn't get no worse the whole world found out
[Chorus]
I went and had a pornstar baby
A pornstar baby
Young man, pay me
Having your pornstar baby, baby
A beautiful pornstar baby, baby

[Bridge]
Beautiful pornstar baby, you're the only one I need
And you and I will overcome your mother's greed
Beautiful pornstar baby, you're the best mistake I made
That random night in Paris, France when I got laid

[Ending]
'Cause you're my pornstar baby
Lovely little chubby little pornstar baby boy
Yeah, you're my pornstar baby
Lovely little chubby little pornstar baby boy