Country’s biggest star (c u guys later) lyrics

[Verse]
I've been up I've been down, I've been 600lb
I've been waiting in line for too long
I would walk to the fridge and eat this whole deep dish but I'm tired from writing this song
And my horse is p*ssed off cuz it hurts when he walks but that ain't no problem of mine
I'll still climb on his back, I still ride that old nag till I put a dent in his spine
Cuz my heart's feeling heavy like a bag of little debbies
I f*cked up the axles in both of my Chevies
I've been to the bottom of bottles of booze
Love women so much that I grew my own boobs
I rode this Amigo through Walmart today and I can't get back up when I kneel down to pray
I'm not Johnny Cash but I'm still from the South
Now look how much sh*t I can fit in my mouth

[Outro]
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