Kaliente vs Uno Lavoz lyrics

[Round 1: Uno Lavoz]
n*gga, ya mom pus*y weigh 100 pounds
b*tch can't keep that camel tucked
Your mother, left your dad cause he said the b*tch wasn't man enough
n*gga ya-hold up
I said your sister masturbates to The Discovery Channel cause she love it when mammals f*ck
And ya mom got arthritis in the knees, b*tch take a sh*t standing up
Organik hit me up like, "You 'bout to battle Kaliente."
That's how I know this a slaughter
And your f*cking teeth look like every day of your life you been chewing quarters
The next two rounds I'm 'bout to spit at you, best believe, for you it's torture
And your grandma be sucking di*k until her teeth fall out
Tell her she needs some glue to support her
n*gga I be f*cking your mom so crazy I mean she be sucking my thang thang
Soon as I step in the room she started playing with my thang thang
I f*cked your mom in the pus*y, mouth, ass
(WHAT?!)
I f*cked his mom in the pus*y, mouth, ass
(Excuse me!)
n*gga I said I f*cked his mom in the pus*y, mouth, ass she loving my wang wang
She said f*cking me is like f*cking n*ggas at the same time
I was like, "That's right b*tch. I'm a one man gangbang."

[Round 2: Uno Lavoz]
n*gga!
I said yo
I said ya mom got a fake leg with real toe nails
b*tch be walking around with open toes
You so broke, every time Santa come, n*gga ya hope for clothes
n*gga you so gay, e'ry time you be crying e'ry time you watch the Oprah Show
And your mom be eating hot dogs and Spam in church with a boogie hanging
She be making me want to smack the sh*t out of her and say, "b*tch! Blow ya nose!"
And you keep on talking sh*t, n*gga I will abuse your daughter
The only time you'll ever hear somebody say "Kali/Cali is hot" is a L.A. news reporter
n*gga I don't give a f*ck about yo' face, you a big diva
Cause if I pop a shot it'll rock ya top and put Kaliente on the floor like a space heater
n*gga ya mom got bunions, I can make a hamburger out her f*cking feet
I mean, your grandma's so strong she be playing football, stabbing n*ggas with her f*cking cleats
You keep on talking hard thinking that you f*cking street
I will put a dildo up your little girl's ass and tell her to "shut the f*ck up"
I'm trying to watch Saved By The Bell
Shout out to f*cking Screech
[Round 3: Uno Lavoz]
I said YO!
I said he a faggot
The type to start rapping with a skirt and all
n*gga I found out that you are half black and half Dominican
That mean half of you work for cheap and the other half doesn't work at all
You coming against me I swear to God, you think you got some cohones
n*gga cause from the east side this [?] get deep fried [?]
I said you keep f*cking with me, n*gga you will be super dead
Look at his tat'
He got an S right above his neck I guess he think he Super Head
You a faggot!
I swear to God your mom love it in the anal
She said if I f*ck up the dishes then I can't watch cable
You got two eyebrow rings at one time, you have to be some type of gay
n*gga I will pile drive your f*cking daughter and your dog
n*gga shout out to Pat Stay
Canada, what the f*ck is up? This y'all first time ever heard of me
But Kaliente swear he hot I'ma put arms to him like a third degree
n*gga! You are my sensei
If a b*tch catch chlamydia AKA Kaliente
You look like when you drive you pick your nose, put it under the seat and sh*t
Thinking that you clean as sh*t
You got "Love, Peace & Harmony" on the side of your f*cking neck
Ain't your daughter named Harmony?
n*gga, I will harm her knees
Faggot please, you look like the type to wear Starter jeans