Watching Myself lyrics

[Intro: Action Bronson]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Live from Africa

[Verse 1 (Partial): Action Bronson]
No shirt, top down in a Mustang
You know I gotta let these nuts hang
It feels like I've been sitting on a shelf
But I've been sitting on a couch, watching myself sit on the couch

[Interlude: Action Bronson]
Ahh, nah, nah, nah, nah, hold on, hold on, hold on
Bring that sh*t the f*ck back, right motherf*ckin' now!
(Statik Selektah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Live from Africa

[Verse 1: Action Bronson]
No shirt, top down in a Mustang
You know I gotta let these nuts hang
It feels like I've been sitting on a shelf
But I've been sitting on a couch, watching myself sit on the couch
All of a sudden, I'm in Rome on the top floor
Your boy started feeling like a drone
Hanging from the ceiling of the Vatican, the pope's house
That's word to me, that sh*t's a dope house
Look, I told you once, drugs do me
Ride around in whips that only got two seats
Loose lips sink ships and I've been floating for a minute
It's only business, b*tch I'm posted at the park like a pigeon
Motherf*ckers ain't in my division
Guess you could only play in your position
I play 'em all and play 'em at the top tier
Who's scared baby? Not here
I swing the bat with baby hair, I lay you there
Call the cops, they like to play around here
Smoking back to back 'cause I'm stressed dawg
Just put the f*cking money in my left paw then step off
You heard?
[Hook: Action Bronson]
I'm chunky and I'm funky
I'm chunky and I'm funky, uh
I'm chunky and I'm funky
You just a flunky, I'm chunky and I'm funky

[Verse 2: Action Bronson]
No shirt, top down in a Mustang
You know I must let these nuts hang
Back to business, scratching numbers off biscuits
Mr. Baklava's freak dancing all you b*tches
Shouldn't have counted me out
I see Academy Awards on the mantle, no doubt
Pictures hanging on the wall with No Doubt
Nowadays, I lay on boats with my toes out
Out of control and I like it
I'm everywhere and dawg you're never there like a dyke's di*k
Unless you copped that di*k off eBay
Haha, yo

[Hook: Action Bronson]
I'm chunky and I'm funky (Get 'em, haha)
I'm chunky and I'm funky
I'm chunky and I'm funky
You just a flunky, I'm chunky and I'm funky
I'm chunky and I'm funky
I'm chunky and I'm funky, hah
I'm chunky and I'm funky
I'm chunky and I'm funky
You just a flunky, I'm chunky and I'm funky