Decible Dike lyrics

[Hook: Dirty Dike] x2

It goes, feet dragging on my way home
I drank loads of that potion that favours my stage shows
Fat crate loads that damage my health
I'm just a twat getting bladder to embarrass myself

[Verse 1: Dirty Dike]

I left my palace in a typical foul state
A ciggie in my mouth, 50 quid on my house mate
The city brick loud plate big sit in town, listen out
'Cos when we get p*ssed the ground shakes
Swagger down to the place where our friends be
And lately the state of my glass never empty
Im so p*ssed, but I won't throw fists
But I'll grope chicks, open my clothes and I s'pose its
Mr joke playing poker with no chips
Rips in my clothes spent at nose bone and broke wrist
Pass the phone b*tch, I'm chatting more than women be, it's killing me
Slam doors, clamber in your limousine
I've seen beasts with the greed from my testicles
Beef in the street its Dirty D and Pete Decible
We be the best of all drunks in the mud
'Cos I'm a loud, messy for a Pete, just be the thug
But trust me it's love, nothing but a cuddle and hug
Man we struggling to mumble as we jugglin' pubs
A bumpkin above, jumping in a bucket of beer
Like a noise making c*ck we'll be f*cking your ear
[Hook] x2

[Verse 2: Dirty Dike]

I'm raps answer to shaggy lap dances
And swagger in 'em bars with a massive black marker
I'm tagging harder than raps off a pack of cards
And it scars badder than a marriage getting slashed apart
I'm madder than your dad's fashions are
In the crappest arms chatting to a slapper with a padded bra
Vanish in my graphic bars
The mad image mark magic that I'm travelling, and thats the arc
But I'm sat back bladdered and embarrassed 'til I manage to adapt round having all this damage in my massive glass
A bad habits like an addict's arm
With a jagged scar, tattoos and scabs round a stabbing marks
So f*ck a drinking club, I sink whisky and p*ss in a stinky pub
While Pete winks at chicks, there'll be 50 plus
With strictly drunken di*ks, till we sniff some drugs

[Hook] x3