Pomni vs. Jevil lyrics

[Intro: GamingPlush64]
Jevil
Vs
Pomni!

[Verse 1: Jevil]
Got the chip off my shoulder and now boredom comes anew
I've got raps to babble on about, and so, you're gonna do
Face the funhouse reflection of the jester in front of you
When I wave my hands and leave you undone like Gummigoo
I'm with you, getting locked away for days is torturous
That headset let you slip into your own metamorphosis
From Meta Quest to Meta Quests, you're met with questions of your place
Convince yourself you're dreaming, dreaming; that worked out for Holiday
I gotta say, your videos get lots and lots of hits
I, too, love a numbers game! Give you lots and lots of hits
Uee hee hee! You're gonna be battered so quick
Put under the ground with my bullet pattern. no clipped
The true NEO-Chaos floating through the air happily
While you're spacing out because your mind can't handle the gravity
So why not come outside with me, give in to insanity
Give up on the battling because I can do anything!

[Intermission: Jax & Pomni]
Hey Pomni, this is where you're supposed to speak
We'll have to start this whole thing over if you stand there like a freak, okay?
So just say the first thing that comes to mind
Huh, what? Oh, alright...
[Verse 2: Pomni]
You said your name was Jevil? Just making sure
I haven't seen your face in any playthrough before
You're an optional boss, right? Not part of the main quest?
Now I get why crazies like you are in the basement
Actually, uh, if you ever see Kaufmo...
Wait, no, sorry, you don't even see Seam, so...
Or, actually, wait, Seam, that was their name? Geez
Sorry, it's been a bit since your chapter was mainstream
Makes sense that you'd face me, with you talking of hits
It's obvious, I'm not a child... though, you do like bothering kids
You go talking to Kris with all these thoughts of existence
Are you just upset because a puppet dropped you for riches?
I'm sorry, there's just not much to say
You're so small in the grand scheme, I've forgotten your name
It's hard to make a comeback when you just talk so inane
Now I'm wishing that Caine would come and just lock you away...

[Verse 3: Jevil]
Calling for Caine's an ironic sight
He ripped the door away from you like Jaws of life
All so boisengirls at home get to watch your plight
I assumed you're a Lightner, but you're not that bright
When you write you don't eat, you don't got that bite
Split you like the key needed to unlock my fight
Have fun going mad with the games among your peers
'Cause your verse put me to sleep for the next one hundred years
[Verse 4: Pomni]
You seem confident with your calling back
But that verse was so bad, you dropped the ball like jacks!
Keep repeating that, you're all free and stuff
But you've just shown me you need to be debugged
I'm not playing like an NPC
Collide with me and you'll find I'm groundbreaking, don't mess with me
Pacified you, there's no way to attack back
We may both be jesters, but I got the last laugh...