Fortnite Peter Griffin vs Mario ’85 - Lame-Ass Rap Battles lyrics

[Verse 1: MX (Commander Jacob)]
Hey there champ! Here’s a lesson, 'cause I know dude’s dense
Roman numerals; see me and it’s too tense
Piñata Brian? Think you look cool with that thing?
When I bash it and break it, a brace can be your next Back Bling (Hahaha!)
Tell Lois she better glance now
She’ll only see your face with the other clouds in the background
Kids going in debt for V-Bucks with credit cards
Is the only way innocence gets you far

[Verse 2: Fortnite Peter Griffin (Chaotic Rap Battles)]
Guess I’m the pizza guy; I’ll make you drool from this round
Hehe, you got too many teeth; I’ll put a tool in your mouth
Yeah! The ratchеt’ll make this ugly and it ain’t even Mеg
You’re really rapping with some dogsh*t; D-MX (what!)
Screw Stewie, I’m off of the fat sh*t
I’m shooting when someone Snooty Steppes into my mansion
Aim a .5 at ‘85, it’s too late for rebrandin’
This PC port's gonna glitch when the MAC clicks

[Verse 3: MX (Commander Jacob)]
Meowscles tried to make you mad swole
You gave up so hard, you should put your shirt on the flagpole
Without old Slurp Juice shrinking your pants size
How would you escape? You wouldn’t fit in the damn pipes
In The Society you’re, what, 5th wheeling?
I’ll melt your f*cking skin if you’re tryna get Peely
Your old fights? This one’s incredibly different
'Cause now you’re the chicken and it’ll end in an instant
If you got a shotgun, why you gotta scope in?
I'll run this level back and forth… you're still reloadin’
Post-nerf, you’d need hundreds of your medallions
They’ll know the exact location that your body can be found in
Seizure got you foaming at the mouth; guess you can’t make the leaks brake
I’m hurting you more than some knee pain
False Hero, not Mario. You’ll heat up with how dark I go (wahoo!)
Witness my true form if you really want the smoke
[Verse 4: Fortnite Peter Griffin (Chaotic Rap Battles)]
A short horror game that’s 8-bit?
This reminds me of the time when everyone else did the same sh*t
I’ve gotta wonder; damn, how’d they conceive ya?
Someone saw the Sonic version and ran… out of ideas
Want that hammer back? I’ll blam your temple!
Momentum drops as you flicker out: Super Mario Bros. Special (hehehe)
If FNF was anything to be informed by
You're any day of the week, I'm the whole fortni—
Smack you with my butt scratcher; got an itch, guy?
Carry-All kinda types of straps, I’m clicking when the clip's dry
But I got muscles; I could take you in a fist fight
So what I'm asking is which type of arm will make this b*tch die?
Your big update added 1-2 and that’s it?
Jeez, must’ve bashed your head through too many bricks
My knee’s one thing, but your always getting your ankle rolled
Herbert! That’s what you get for obsessing over 8 year olds