Alphys vs Purple Guy lyrics

[Intro - Gamingplush64]
Alphys vs Purple Guy!
Begin!

[Verse 1 - Purple Guy, Alphys]
Apologies, but this matchup, I just had to snicker
The one who's Matthew Lillard versus some otaku lizard
Well, that's pronounced Otaku-
Amazing, it can talk too- (Hey!)
Shh, you'll make the locks move everytime that you spit words
Because Afton springs into action
Crank that suit back and I start attacking
Turning a birthday bash to a SLASHER flick
I kill it, no theory, no asterisk
While you backseat drive in a pacifist run
Try to look cool when you hack the system
I murder kids, but your crime is worse:
Forgetting to have Frisk untagged on Twitter
Checking on those cams like a nightguard
At the end of this match, I'm sure you'd fit in
On second thought, you'rе quite large
I don't think therе's a suit you'd fit in
Whatever, I'm still winning
Such deep cuts, I don't need to get my knife
Even if you escape unscathed
You're still likely to end your life!
(Take cake to the children)
Your remnent tests were a tragedy
(Give gifts, give life)
But it sure made a lot of agony
(S-A-V-E)
Well, you thought you held life within your palm
(T-H-E-M)
But you got the bad ending: you can't
[Verse 2 - Alphys]
O-oh my god, i-it's my turn, here it goes
Is it bad that I expected you to have a ponytail and toast?
I-I don't like to boast! I-I don't, I really don't
But at least I got to live when I met a robot's ghost? (Oh~)
Speaking of Lillard, I-I just had to add
Your movie reminds me of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2: it's trash!
Yeah! But your books? Oh my god? Not judging you
But you crushed on a bunny suit only for it to come crushing you
A-At least that's what I could tell from the lore
It became so scattered, like it fell in the CORE
Scott was egging on with Chica, left the story to rot
And never even brought up what the hell was stored in the box, and-

[Verse 3 - Purple Guy]
This isn't your blog, it's a fight
You'll meet the fate of Phone Guy if you only stammer on the mic
No evacuating from Afton's hatred
Your verse fell apart like Amalgamates did
So, don't try to rap more
You flatlined like FNAF 4

[Verse 4 - Alphys, Purple Guy]
That's big talk from the only dad who's more divorced than Asgore!
So many unlucky rabbit feats
Since your son got stuffed in a massive beast
After god knows how many stabbing sprees
The man behind a cassette cast you to hell with Cassidy!
Caused so many casualties from Fazbear's to his own family
Lost everything you ever had to greed, t-this dummy sounds mad to me!
We should call the guard to come catch this creep!
U-Undyne is the greatest-
Uh, at least my lab is not as bad as the Funtimes in your basement!
Like, what on Earth's Ballora? Uh-
Cause I've seen Earthly flora Well-
And it's not as clingy as you, so let' both just keep that door shut
[Verse 5 - Purple Guy]
Look at you! Look at what you've become!
Look at how small you are!
I drip like your reanimated corpses
Your dub's like an anime dub: worthless!
I always come back, Flowey had to drag fans back after they're done their route
Because, if not for Asriel, not a soul would come back just for you

[Verse 6 - Alphys]
I-I'm the Royal Scientist, I'm stacking m-m-m-m-more cheese up
But I might have to call you when I'm next o-ordering pizza
I just let water fall, my flow's too cold for your location
I put you out of your burning hatred, our connection's terminated