​dynamic slatt$$$ lyrics

[Verse 1: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart, & Davi Dynamic]
I just scammed a fat n*gga, he looked like Mark Henry (He fat as f*ck)
And I just shot a n*gga in the stomach 'cause he’s in my kitchen goin' through my pantry (What the f*ck?)
I just f*cked a fat b*tch, I think her name is Jackie
I just scammed a whole village, where the f*ck they water went? (I don't know)
I just shot at police and then I pleaded innocent (I didn’t do that sh*t)
Shot a n*gga in his hoodie, they call me George Zimmerman
I just smacked the f*ck out of a fat n*gga and took his Star Crunch (Gimme that sh*t)
I just scammed a lunch lady, now I'm gettin' free lunch (Yup)
Broke ass n*gga can't even afford free lunch (He broke as f*ck)
I just caught my big brother beatin' his di*k to some hentai (What the f*ck?)
Broke ass n*gga can't even afford hentai (Broke as f*ck)
I just shot an Iranian, I ain't even say goodbye (Uh-huh)
Smacked the f*ck out my momma 'cause she ain’t get me no vbucks (What the f*ck, b*tch?)
And I just smacked my retarded cousin with a slice of f*ckin’ pizza (That sh*t was hot as hell)
I went to Africa and I found Bol Bol's cousin
I just met a bad b*tch, she sucked me until I nutted (Uhhhh)
b*tch, I don’t want you, I want your sister and your cousin (Yup)
Not your ugly ass cousin, your cousin with a f*ckin' husband (Hell no)
I just beat a fat n*gga's ass and I took his f*ckin' Sprite (Gimme that sh*t, ho)
And I got a Chinese plug, he was eatin’ steak and rice (Yummy, b*tch)

[Verse 2: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart, & Davi Dynamic]
I just f*cked the sh*t out of my sped cousin, she can't stop moanin' (She won't stop)
I just robbed a gas station and I stole all the Trojan's (Gimme that sh*t)
Shot a n*gga in his head and that sh*t came out his f*ckin' stomach (Boom boom boom boom boom)
I just f*cked a black b*tch and she looked like Harriet Tubman (Oh my f*cking god)
I just shot a sped n*gga, I ain't comin' out 'til the summer (Hell no)
Dude, I just missed the f*ckin' pool party, man, that's a bummer (What the?)
I was swimmin' in her pus*y, now I feel like Michael Phelps (Splash)
I just scammed John Cena for his WWE Championship belt (Gimme that sh*t, dumbass hoe)
[Verse 3: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart, & Davi Dynamic]
I just scammed my sped brother for like almost twenty bucks (Gimme that sh*t)
The government just deported all my cousins, like what the f*ck? (What the f*ck?)
Dude, I just met a hottie in the party in the lobby
Dude, that b*tch is a sweater, she gives neck to everybody (What the f*ck?)
Robbed a fat n*gga, then I took his Lays Classic Chips (Gimme that sh*t)
Broke ass n*gga can't even afford Lunchables chips and dip (He broke as f*ck)
Made this fat b*tch drip her tittles and twerk all over my di*k (Uhhh)
Lizzo tried to crowd surf and broke somebody's big tip (Yo, watch out, b*tch!)
I just scammed a fat African for his chicken and rice [laughter]I just scammed a rich white man, now he eatin' bread and ice (Gimme that, ho)
And I feel like Swae Lee 'cause I ain't got no type
This b*tch had an android so she asked me to Skype (b*tch, what the f*ck do you want?)
b*tch, I feel like Dwight Howard 'cause I only f*ck with dykes
I asked an African n*gga at the gas station to plug me up right
That b*tch said that she's good on her knees
She said "Who want me?" The Falcons so you can block for Drew Brees
I just stole a fat n*gga's fidget spinner
Broke ass n*gga in the crib eatin' TV dinner
Slowest n*gga still ain't Read 180, what the f*ck is up?How you fail your Read 180 test, are you f*cking dumb?
I just seen this gay fat n*gga name Tory Lockett
Caught that n*gga in the back of my house eatin' frozen hot pockets
I just scammed a white n*gga and I think his name was Tony
I just looked at my deep freezer and that n*gga was eating my frozen bologna