Dynamic Slatt$$$ 3.5 lyrics

[Verse: GTB Tezz, Donkey Fart, Davi Dynamic]
I just scammed my momma for five bucks
I just slapped my white girlfriend cause she keep begging for Starbucks
I just smacked a fat n*gga with a piece of a anchovy
I just scammed a Star Wars n*gga named Oki D'Goki
Fat n*gga think he Ayo, always tryna eat Rollies
I just f*cked this homeless b*tch and she didn't even know me
Smacked the f*ck out a bald n*gga, his name was Charles Barkley
And my momma beat my ass cause I lost her f*ckin car keys
I just slapped a fat n*gga and he look like Sergio Kitchens
I just scammed a white n*gga named General Pickens
I just f*cked a big b*tch, her ass was built like a raisin
Her ass was tryna renegade, her ass looked like Boo-Bop Davis
Caught a n*gga lackin, knocked his shoes off his f*ckin feet
Scammed a Indian n*gga and I think his name was Baljeet
Slapped a fat n*gga cuz he took all my Reese's
I just f*cked a fat black b*tch and her first name was Keke
Ion care if that b*tch pregnant, b*tch Ima let the banger shoot
I let all my homies [?] fat bald b*tches like Caillou
My n*gga just got scammed by a plug cause they wouldn't listen
I just saw a special ed n*gga beating his meat in the back of detention
I just smacked my Auntie cause she didn't buy me no VC
I just ran in the living room and I hit my lil cousin with a TV
I just beat this n*gga ass at the park, he went and told his Uncle
I just called my dad, that n*gga finna hit his ass with a five knuckle shuffle
n*ggas f*cked up in the crib watching porn with they lil sister
I just stole 99 cents from my momma so I could go buy a Swisher
Lil n*ggas f*cked up in the crib, selling reggie
I just scammed the f*ck out fat white b*tch, her first name was Becky
I was bout to f*ck this b*tch but her ass smell like bull di*k
Her momma ugly as sh*t and her brother built like Ludacris
I got b*tches on my Instagram live and they talkin sh*t
I just ran in this n*gga crib, hit his grandma with a f*ckin brick
I just threw this n*gga's dog, you might think I'm Michael Vick
That b*tch said she had a pus*y but she whipped out a f*ckin di*k
I just saw a dyke with a fade buss her ass with some roller skates
I just watched a sped n*gga close his di*k in the microwave
I just seen a sped n*gga close his di*k in a washing machine
Tony Lockett stole my burrito so I hung him by his f*ckin dingaling
[Outro: Davi Dynamic, Donkey Fart]
Yo f*ck Tony Lockett, f*ck Tori Lockett, you know what I'm sayin
Shoutout John Cena
You know the f*ckin vibes n*gga
My n*gga [?], my n*gga Davi
You know what the f*ck goin on n*gga
Ay, f*ck fat n*ggas 2020
Ay, all my n*ggas hate fat n*ggas, f*ck all the fat n*ggas
Man, y'all n*ggas go to hell
Sike nah
Wait
Wait
Wait
f*ck fat n*ggas on god
Ay, shoutout Kyle!