Caught Simpin’ lyrics

[Intro: Alexa Dilauro]
Hey, I got your text
And I'm sorry, I can't let you hit it, you're like a brother to me
Anyways, what's your friend's number?
Konnichiwa Fumi, hai
Yeah

[Chorus: Lil Boom]
Open up your mind
Don't open up your thighs
Skinny b*tches, thick b*tches, I like all kinds
b*tch you said that you not pullin' up, I honestly don't mind
'Cause I got Hanime loaded up, and I can kill some time, no
I don't want your mouth or throat, I want your horoscope
You can call me when you through, and I'll let you know
Wasian, Prophet, Yun Head
My b*tch straight out of Doujin
You can keep your legs closed
Then pass me the lotion (Uwu)

[Verse 1: MC Wasian]
Hi my name is Wasian, I think that you're really pretty
I just wanna get some Boba, and drive around in the city
You can talk about your boyfriend, I know that he's really sh*tty
Like gettin' to know you better, I don't wanna see them titties
I just wanna cuddle while sleeping under the moonlight
She gets passed around and her pus*y not even that tight
I cannot believe that I got a text from her last night
Left me on delivered, but I know I guess that's all right
[Verse 2: MC God]
(MC God)
Treat these b*tches like a tire, man I always keep a spare
Tap, never talk again, I don't even care
Wake up in the morning, I'm not even f*ckin' there
And I don't care about your wig, b*tch just let me pull your hair, ayy
I'm a Chad, so you'll never catch me simpin' (Okay)
Gave her good di*k, now I gotta keep my distance
I'll never be your man, dumb thot be realistic
You may say my di*k is small, but hey b*tch, I still hit it

[Verse 3: MC Prophet]
(Uwu) Ayy, ayy, ayy
Like, why the f*ck I need a girl, when I got a hand
Tryna see some titties, don't need to be a simp or a Chad
I just go to PornHub or Hentai Haven
Don't need persuasion
When I got a body pillow, that I'm tryna smash
Don't talk to girls I got the Amazon Alexa, all I need
Don't worry bout' what next I gotta text her
I keep the peace, I'm on OnlyFans, Belle Delphine
Dream of the day, when I can smash her, when I turn 18
My name is Prophet, b*tch I want a naughty chick
Zero Two, she be a hottie, sh*t I like them smaller tits
Man I'm tired of lying
God damn, this sh*t got me crying
Like, I just want some mommy milkers to suffocate me, I'm dying
Ayy, ayy
(Yeah)
[Chorus: Lil Boom]
Open up your mind
Don't open up your thighs
Skinny b*tches, thick b*tches, I like all kinds
b*tch you said that you not pullin' up, I honestly don't mind
'Cause I got Hanime loaded up, and I can kill some time, no
I don't want your mouth or throat, I want your horoscope
You can call me when you through, and I'll let you know
Wasian, Prophet, Yun Head
My b*tch straight out of Doujin
You can keep your legs closed
Then pass me the lotion (Uwu)