I Ain’t No Fool Either (Single Version) lyrics

[Intro]
I ain't no fool, neither

[Verse 1]
Don't be laughin' at me 'cause I slipped and fell on the floor
You ain't nothin' but a big ol' juicehead yourself, you know
I ain't no fool, but you can think so if you want to

[Refrain]
Daddy
But you get the biggest, the most shocking
The doggone-est surprise of your life

[Verse 2]
I know I'm sharp and I'll knock you out
But I don't dig that jive about the mop and me lookin' like a bowl of sauerkraut
And did you tell anybody, anybody, that I was from puttin' up all the dough?

[Refrain]
Daddy
Well, you get the biggest, the most shocking
The doggone-est surprise of your life, yes, I'm talkin' a surprise

[Interlude]
'Cause I ain't no fool for nobody
You better know it, daddy
Oh, you better stop all that old foolishness you talkin' about
[Verse 3]
You talkin' 'bout my looks, ain't got no class
And you got a face that look like a picture on a iodine glass
You better go on, stop messin' with me

[Refrain]
Daddy
'Cause you'll get the biggest, the most shocking
Doggone-est surprise of your life

[Verse 3]
If you don't watch what you do and say
Then I'll know where to find you every Decoration Day
'Cause I ain't no fool, you can think so if you want to

[Refrain]
Daddy
But you'll get the biggest, the most shocking
Doggone-est surprise of your life

[Outro]
Well, you'll get the biggest, most shocking
The doggone-est surprise of your life
I ain't no fool, you better know it