Maple lyrics

[Intro: Lil Garbage Truck]
(Bruh)
Lil Garbage Truck, yeah

[Verse 1: Lil Garbage Truck]
I just f*cked this black b*tch named Megan the Horsey
I just scammed Michael Jordan, he wouldn't endorse me
I was gon' f*ck this b*tch, but she tried to force me
I just scammed this five year old named Zaydropschecks
This n*gga is so stupid, he's out here dropping checks
I just scammed my bathtub, it didn't have bubbles in it (Bruh)
n*gga must be sucking di*k in that car, why are the windows tinted?
This b*tch so broke she's asking me to buy her tampons
You look like a (Motherf*ckin' uhhhhhh) koala bear with a tampon
I just pulled up on that n*gga Slump AK and slapped that n*gga with a tampon
(What), and I slapped that n*gga Lil Rocket Launcher too
This is pee pee records, f*ck a poo poo
I was finna f*ck this fat b*tch, but she smelled like doo doo
I was finna eat this b*tch coochie, but it smelled like pee pee
I'm runnin' from this fat b*tch 'cause she's tryna eat me
This n*gga so broke, he ain't got one penny
Zay just scammed Walmart for one penny
I just scammed an Asian n*gga for 200 dollar
I just f*cked this b*tch up in the ass, it made her holler
I just hit my plugs line, I need some f*ckin' cocaine
I just scammed a white man named Kurt Cobain
I just scammed Future for some percocets
This b*tch smelled so bad, I got her some Everfresh
I just scammed a piece of paper named Bob Doodle
I just scammed Walmart for some f*ckin' noodles
This n*gga so broke he couldn't afford noodles
Now he comes this lame ass n*gga named Lil Poodle
[Verse 2: Poodle Dior]
I just scammed an Arab n*gga named Abdul
n*ggas f*cked up in the crib still smokin' Juuls
I just f*cked this white b*tch and I bought her a Juul
My friend ate his dog, that sh*t so cruel (Bruh)
This b*tch got a roast beef pus*y, I call that ho' Arbys
Ho', you ain't got no hair, you ain't no Barbie
I just scammed my grandma out of an unemployment check
I just told a bald n*gga, "I like yo' cut, G, give me that neck!" (Bruh)
I just f*cked a Chinese b*tch, I think she got COVID
My granny don't wanna go back to work, she think she gon' get COVID
I just f*cked a white b*tch, her daddy loaded
I just went to his crib, planted a bomb and it exploaded

[Verse 3: Lil Garbage Truck]
I just went to the farm and blew up the stable
Hittin' n*ggas offline using Cain and Abel
I just f*cked this white b*tch, her name is Mable
f*ck syrup, b*tch, I'm sippin' maple

[Outro]
(Bruh)