Rape’n U Records (Skit) lyrics

This is a message for all thirsty n*ggas trying to get a record deal
Please, be aware

[Jadakiss as J. j*rkin n*ggas, Sheek, (J Hood), [Styles]]
{*knocking*}
Yo, who dat?
Ayo, it's Sheek, baby! What's up?
Sheek who?
From The Lox, n*gga, you know who the f*ck I am, n*gga
Oh, Louch, what up, my n*gga? What's goin' on, man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up, J j*rkin n*ggas?
Ayo, who this n*gga?
My n*gga J-Hood, man!
Is he hot?
J-Hood, sh*t is off the meek, what's up, dog?
Chillin', you aight?(How you, how you?)
(Who this n*gga?)
This is my assistants right here
Yeah, I know 'em, I know 'em
(Do you J-j*rking n*ggas, man?)
Word up
You see the 5 carrat gold link down to the di*k, n*gga? j*rkin' you, n*gga
Corny ass n*gga, you see it, n*gga
Let me hear something, baby! Let me hear something then, n*gga!
I see you got the waves spinning and all that
The shag, the crazy shag and all that. Let me hear something, money!
(Ayo – don't sleep, 'cause if you sleep, you dreamin'
And while you dreamin', your b*tch gettin' pumped full of semen)
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up!
You feelin' that, baby?
You got some–what kind of deal you got there?
Ayo, he's signed to me right now, he's signed to me
I can't even... I can't do it
You know, you're my man and all that, but I can't even do no business
Listen, listen, check this out, dawg
We gon' work out a little something, you know what I'm saying?
The name of my label, 'Rape'n U Records'
If he signed to you, then I can't rape 'em
I'm 'bout have a contract for 25 hundred right now
We'll work something out later
We'll work something? I'm feelin' that, I'm feelin' that
A n*gga sign? Sign right here
(Yo, this contract right here?)
No doubt, just sign it, man!
Don't worry about sh*t, I'll get the lawyers later for you, dog
That's what we– just sign it!
[Sheek's got you!]
You couldn't sign it at a better time
Rape'n U Records, baby!
We'll get you a Rollie
Rollie, baby!
A fake Rollie, you know
Can you dance? Can you dance?
(A Rollie, and a whip too?)
A whip? No doubt, I'ma get you a Honda Civic, the new sh*t
You couldn't sign it at a better time
(I'm 'bout to blow, right?)
HELL NO, you ain't about to blow!
I'm 'bout to do my album right now
I'm gon' rape your publishing, rape your marketing
I'ma rape your budget, your bag of flavor b*tch
How to show 'em? I'ma rape her
I'ma rape everything, n*gga
Everything you can think of, I'm gon' rape you, baby
If you get any artist, I'ma rape their royalties
Don't worry 'bout no lawyer
Rape'n U Records, baby!
I got a lawyer for you
Rape'n U, Rape'n U, Rape'n U!
[We'll be RAPE'N U, RAPE'N U, RAPE'N U, RAPE'N U] {*echoed}
No matter how hard you try...
After you sign, you cannot escape the rape